Things I've done to have a pet-friendly home:

Mormonism is fine with it, so long as it's Kolob.

Don't take the bus...

Does $164K per year cover the IVs and other inevitable norovirus/e-coli/staph treatments?

This is the proverbial tree falling in the forest and nobody's present to hear it.

Hahaha, ok. In any case, I think it's a pretty reliably common theme running through any site under the Gawker umbrella, and I think it's funny when people notice that for the first time and are shocked by it.

"Because being surrounded by Christians for eternity"

Sure as hell doesn't sound where the party is, does it?

All of their sites, other than maybe Lifehacker and i09, are like this. To be clear, I wasn't trying to be a jerk; I just think that most people know what they're getting into when they come to Gawker sites, and it's usually cursing and smugness wrapped around a nugget of someone else's reporting. Although, I do find…

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Because how would my 6 y/o and dog fit in that at the same time, with groceries, camping shit, etc.?

There is also one at the Pima A/S Museum in Tucson also. My 4 y/o (at the time we saw it) couldn't believe it. Neither could I. It looks like a murderous spaceship that is capable of destroying worlds in person.

You should see Phoenix drivers when we get a bit of rain...you'd think it was snowing here with how shitty and slow people get. It's unbelievable.

You should see Phoenix drivers when we get a bit of rain...you'd think it was snowing here with how shitty and slow people get. It's unbelievable.

Agreed. A sedan is pretty much the least-useful, least decent-looking auto platform there is. I've never owned anything that wasn't a wagon, hatch or 2-seater sports car, and I've had probably 20-25 cars over the years. Closest was an older Mustang coupe, which look nice I guess, but I HATED the separate trunk. And…

The Official Car Of The NFL In October

Funny, I always thought Busch Pounders looked different...

I love how all these big, strong, manly, macho GOP Wingnut "conservatives (they are anything but)" are always being picked on and attacked by everyone all the time.

You forgot CB Radio and red interior :)

Yes, he also sucked in the Florida-Florida State game too.

Yes, he certainly lit up Mariota and the Ducks in their game.