NOT PICTURED: The eight penalty flags that would have been on the field if Alex Smith were named Peyton Manning

Trainer: How many fingers am I showing?

The last time I saw a Smith bounce like that, I don’t have a punchline for this joke.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

Wife was born in East Chicago.

responsible vote for your Congressional representative and senator, and Trump/Clinton isn’t even an issue.

I’ve accepted that the Cubs will probably win a World Series in the next couple of years, but please, just once more can I see the light fade from a smiling Cubs fan’s eyes. Just so I can feel normal again.

I just saw the blurb on ESPN basically saying that the KCSO stonewalled the NFL and thought that was fucked up. And now we have what is probably the truth. #Shaolin4lyfe

if you hit yourself in the face enough times, i’m sure Peter will get hurt eventually.

How old are we again?

So, fire everyone in the country who’s going to vote for Trump? Unless your boss supports Trump, in which case — fire everyone in the country who’s going to vote for Hillary?

There hasn’t been an NBA game since 1991 where a team didn’t make at least one three-pointer. There’s only been about a dozen games ever where neither team made a 3, and those all happened between 1979 (when the three-pointer was introduced) and 1987.

To be fair, WWE did seem to try to do them a lot of favors with the No Mercy card order.

Take your star, you jerk.

The returner did Nazi her coming.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

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I like how the guy pulls a gun and head shots someone and those other dumb motherfuckers are trying to tackle him instead of getting the fuck off the field.

Should be arrested and charged for the assault. The school should expel this violent criminal.

Nice! I saw this movie when it came out, I was maybe 15 or so, my uncle took me and a buddy since the theater served beer. Literally last night I made my girlfriend watch it for the first time. She didn’t really like it. Time to find a new girlfriend.