So Lochte basically told the Cartman version of the story

Jimmy Feigen was then acquired by Univision and he will cease to exist beginning next week. 😢

Goats will eat almost anything

Oddly, Brady had just narrowly avoided injury while using a gun to remove a stain from his pants.

Stay still and don’t make any noise. Maybe the Gawker commenters won’t notice us when they’re dissolved and looking for a new home.

That might not have been “spit" ...

Ah, the esoteric “Olympic archery truther”.

I believe 164 BCE was also the last time a Buffalo sports team was in the playoffs.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

Only a fool fucks with Phelps when he’s in compete mode.

And fuck all this nonsense about him partying when he’s not swimming. That man has spent more time honing himself into the perfect swimmer than any of us have spent doing anything (including jerking off). He ought to have a life permit to party the fuck down…

Tom Brady’s last option to overturn his four-game suspension was to try and take the case to the Supreme Court, but instead, he’s ending his battle against the NFL.

The answers to both of your questions are literally in the first sentence of the article.

Goddamn that was a great play

“Certainly,” continued Welker, “he’s nothing like me. I mean, come on, he catches passes in the Super Bowl for Christsakes!”

Wes Welker then went home and gave a similar interview to his desk lamp.

Brady throws tons of TDs, Edelman throws just one.

“about damn time” -Steven Adams' testicles

I came for Gruden’ s pool noodle, stayed for Krauthammer reference.

The woman who sent this in is concerned that Duncan, whose charitable foundation aids underprivileged youth, is "setting a bad example for the kids."