At least when Garfield ships his ass to Abu Dhabi, he’s not banned from coming back.

+2 lumber yards

First day here?

Cashman: “There is a $1000 leaving town tax!”

+1 taco flavored kiss

In most cases, I would blame the batter for not getting his ass out of the box, but in all my years of baseball, I’ve never seen a cue shot quite like that.

Yo bartender! Jobu needs a refill!