Dear Sam Lutfi,

The way you "get your life back" is to MOVE THE FUCK ON AND STFU.

Also, unrelated: I would like to not have to look at Perez Hilton ever again.

I know the game at Jezebel is just to be outraged as much as possible, and I quite often agree and appreciate the articles. I also get that PETA's campaigns aren't for everyone, but to pretend that you have a grasp of the scope of good they do by just reading select press releases is really dumb and to act as if…

What are ANY of you doing for any cause? Nothing. At least they are trying to gain an audience in any way, for their cause. I find this article horribly mean. Then the comments are even more ignorant. I AM a vegan, and I don't have a fucking chip on my shoulder, nor do I go around putting people down for their…

Hooray for intelligent comment! Laura Beck is a Jezebel contributor and she usually posts stuff in support of compassion to animals (including "food" animals). If you know PETA, you know they don't honestly believe what they're saying, they are just using this media hype to be in the spotlight and talk about animals.…

I really can't help but feel we're misplacing our interest in this story. The definition of overweight, BMI, height/weight, all that stuff, all of it, should be taking a distant second place to the number of patients who have absolutely no idea that weight is a common factor in birth control not working properly. Look…

It is important to note that, in general, 165 is overweight for women. Going by the BMI standards, you would need to be at least 5ft 8 before 165 is no longer considered overweight by medical standards.

I really hate the comments on Jezebel PETA articles. I still read them though, every time...

It continues to blow my mind that a website dedicated to feminism consistently engages in anti anti-animal cruelty rhetoric. I'm a vegan. And I do not support the crazy shit that PETA does. But there are many many many many many paralells between systemic violence against women and systemic violence against animals-…

What makes it truly hysterical is that the more the cat gets annoyed, the more she flicks her tail, and the more she flicks her tail, the more the kitten attacks. It's like an ouroboros.

ugh doesn't being a cat look like THE BEST??

Having lived in North Dakota for a majority of my life, this actually is par for the course. The news anchors in Fargo and Bismark love to ham it up. We need some reason for local news to exist up here, because if it weren't for the sort of entertainment value and cheesy skits, it'd just be some dude droning on about…

It seems like so many public schools across America are so disgustingly underfunded it's a miracle that lunch is provided at all. Where are schools supposed to get money for healthier food? The government doesn't give a shit about people who can't afford private education.

Those look like punishments. The only people who are worse fed than schoolchildren are hospital patients, another group of people for whom nutrition is essential. Jesus. This isn't rocket science- carrots and hummus? Apples and cheese? soup and crackers? Tuna sandwiches? Hello? I can't believe that schools are fucking…

Poor Joey.

I work at an ER a few minutes from the studio where they film Bethany's show. Not two hours after filming this "after the show" footage, Joey came in complaining of back pain and shortness of breath. All that dancing really took it out of him.

He also slipped on those "feathers" and broke a hip.

But he…

Joey Fatone was the unsung hero of 'N Sync. He always struck me as the person who probably kept them all liking each other.

Promoting this (not that it matters as I am a "grey" one, too).

So if you are pregnant, you can be jailed or enrolled in a drug treatment program against your will if anyone has doubts about your sobriety. You are not permitted to 'abduct' your fetus by taking it with you when you visit another state. You are not permitted to end your pregnancy, at least according to the majority…

I'd rather someone just buy me some actual friend chicken. Like, "Merry Christmas! Here's a bucket of Popeye's!"

This poor teacher. It's times like this that I'm thankful that I have a very poor sense of smell (bad smells far far outnumber the good ones).