Why do you think it would take this video to make your readers want a box of kittens? I'm pretty damn sure we all wanted a box of kittens even before this. XD

poor puppy :(((

How is he still allowed to have pets?

You're only assuming the packages do not originate, or pass through the US.

All the people at whatever airport he leaves it at are going to love it.

Illegal isn't the issue. Right and wrong is the issue. At one time it was legal to own your very own black person; did that make it right?

If you're not doing anything wrong then you have nothing... WHAT THE HELL? How are US citizens en masse not going nuts about this?

I just started watching that show. I like how the solution to all the problems is just to further bend your life to the cat's wishes.

On a non famous person everyone would just think he was homeless and that coat was a donation.

Meh. Prosper, Perseus, Luck, Kassius, Lohan, and Denton all sound pretty normal and kind of nice to me, especially Luck. And sorry, but Phoenix, Peppa, and Nirvana are rad.

You have a point but it wasn't about priests just choir boys who have often been victims. Joke about the priests if you must but leave the victims alone. She still way crossed the line.

I suppose this is missing the point entirely, but I can't help but feel angry at how wasteful this is. 7200 eggs? Do you realize how many people that would feed? Sigh.

I suppose this is missing the point entirely, but I can't help but feel angry at how wasteful this is. 7200 eggs? Do you realize how many people that would feed? Sigh.

Yes, true, but I think jokes about pedophilia are about as funny as rape jokes (i.e. uninventive, misogynistic, and not funny at all).

When will QVC dump Joan Rivers. MSNBC and CNN have dumped people for less. We should have a social media campaign for QVC to dump her. Such a pure hateful woman. Pedojokes are beyond disgusting.

I have a feeling that "retire" in this case means "please leave me alone to do shitty things without media coverage." Justin, child, that is almost definitely not going to happen. Your music is pretty incidental to your fame at this point. The way to get the media to stop covering your shitty behavior is to stop being…

I've never been able to stand Joan Rivers, I don't think she is funny and her red carpet coverage is always bullshit. The choir boy comparison is disgusting, there were so many other ways to have made her invalid point- fuck that lady.

UMMMMM Hook'em Horns is UT @ Austin's slogan .... not Texas A&M. Might want to delete that before you insult the Texans out here. I know my UT alum family would faint if they saw this.

Yeah, the pedophilia joke is pretty disgusting. And Joan is telling Jennifer Lawrence to grow up? Maybe she could take her own advice.

Joan, if you're going to make a living being a snarky bitch, and judging people for how they dress, don't get pissed off when people call you out for being a snarky bitch that judges people for how they dress.