Agree - it was not quite fireworks. But it had potential. Also the Moore dude is fi-ine.

They don’t use mother-of-pearl spoons because “Look what I stole from Mar-a-Lago!”

Same.

My dog, at this very moment:

Nah, she’d still be an unfuckable hag.

One of the joyous side consequences when this godforsaken regime finally hits the shitter will be not having to hear about the antics of The Possum Queen on a near-daily basis.

This has to be an ill-conceived marketing campaign. Somebody needs to tell Mike Myers that if he wants an Austin Powers reboot that bad then running for Congress as Dr. Evil’s country cousin is not the way to go about it.

Oh, wait: it’s not the sprouted bread?

Hate shaves years off your life.

What is it about these under 35 conservatives that they all look well into their 40s?

If we are Idiocracy now, then why did I get kicked out of Starbucks?

If we are Idiocracy now, then why did I get kicked out of Starbucks?

At 52 I’m almost certainly more impaired than you. Anyone who’s read some of my more creative comments would already be aware: I’m differently sane. It’s not a secret

I am both physically and mentally ill, and I’m comfortable saying in the middle of a pain flare so bad I could barely walk while so full of hopelessness and self-loathing I could barely focus I could still read and grasp more geopolitical complexity than Trump has ever illustrated on his best day.

Merle is an excellent cat name. Especially since he’s ornery. He spits fishbone chaw and asks, “Whatta YOU lookin at?”

Yeah, we have a 16 lbs. ‘rescue panther’ who, despite his giant size, is an absolute pile of moosh who needs cuddles pretty much every hour Mrs. Jabroni is awake. He’s her cat.

Invest in a chihuahua and install under the blankets. Holy crap, does mine keep the bed warm. Must be all that small dog anger.

I just like the picture of the kitty