I live in Fort Bend County where this guy is sheriff. I’ve also seen this truck several times. I guarantee that the person who complained was one of the sheriff’s donors and supporters. This is clear cut 1st amendment. They want her to take it off and she is saying no. The man even held a press conference about it.…

You are living right.

Hahaha glad you approve!

At first I was like, “Oh yeah, turkey salad, can’t believe I didn’t think of that myself, better grab the mayo,” and then you were like

I am enraged by his statement. He spent years sending people after his victims, ruining careers, having his manager put out rumor campaigns to smear people and give out the names of other men to cover for him. But he only realized YESTERDAY that he did some bad things? Come the fuck on. And he never apologizes, only…

I’ll always add a bonus ⭐️ when coffee exits my nose.

Tom Berenger once subbed at my high school and solved the gang problem.

... Screaming at the top of his lungs, “This is not my large automobile!”

For fuck’s sake, Chris Martin, haven’t those children suffered enough?

Fuck that dumb trash bag

I honestly appreciate you pulling down those tweets. No hard feelings. I’ll do the same for you. All my best Sean

“My hair smells like jaundice.”

The article actually gets out in front of it: she’s been divorced three times and has messy finances. Which doesn’t make her a liar.

I have always picked my scabs and I will continue to do so. I have scars from them but I’m hairy so they’re unnoticeable unless you’re looking for them up close. It’s an addiction and I love the feeling!!!

Ed Gillespie. That guy’s a total Jerry. That’s why he lost. Total Jerry.

Being from the north, I assumed that "Big Red" was an oddly chewy, cinnamon flavored beverage.

I loved Big Red as a child, and since it wasn't available where I lived, it was a rare treat when I was able to get my hands on it. Because of that, it took me many years before I was able to admit, even to myself, that Big Red kind of sucks.

Ah. I haven't had one in probably 30 years so I'll have to take your word for it.

Big Red is a red cream soda, not a Dr. Pepper knockoff.

Shouldn't Big Red be in that photo as well? That's a reasonably well-known one.