He just sold a few mansions and they are building him a ginormous penthouse in Clearwater (Scientology headquarters). I highly recommend Bobby Finger’s Dirtcast podcast from last week - they interview Tony Ortega, who says there are only about 20K members left. It was really interesting - you can find it in the…

He really is so charming and I used to just adore him, but then he went and made movies with both Woody Allen and Roman Polanski. Boy does that color how I see Ewan McGregor now.

I feel like the shaved head makes him look like the love child of Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen.

That’s a snazzy fucking hat he is wearing.

Also,

i don’t understand the hate for mom jeans/high waisted jeans. I find them to be so flattering for my figure.

At least the young, thin, flat-chested demo is getting plenty of flattering options. WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE THIN GIRLS??

Right?! I’m fat, and I need tailoring to showcase the good parts of my body, not tent shirts, damn it.

As a Justice Officer in Brazil, who goes to a lot of houses to enforce court orders, I got another tip not covered in the vid: if it’s more than one dog attacking, you should do the most counterintuitive thing, corner yourself. I mean, put yourself against a wall, a fence, or something like that, because dogs in packs…

I decided yesterday that I am finally pulling the plug on a marriage that has been pretty awful for a long time. I am glad that you have found hope today. I honestly don’t feel like I will ever feel hope again and I’m just so irrationally angry that this lovely-sounding woman passed away and that her family is left…

This is a good piece. Stuff is awesome. Minimalism is for Swedes and Gypsies (both actual Gypsies and basic chicks who like to travel).

April Fools Prank

No. No. Be of good cheer. If culinary science teaches us anything, it teaches us to accept our failures, as well as our successes, with quiet dignity and grace.

That shit will take off anything.

slow clap

Game and match.

did you see who we made president or

Can I just remind you that the original reason they got a reality show is because a morbidly obese white trash mother had a morbidly obese white trash family and specifically a fat rednecky child who entered beauty pageants and people enjoyed laughing at them? What a time to be alive.

Him? No. Young Tim Kaine? Ayuuuup.

Is there an Android app in the works?