My evil stepmother had one of these and let me tell you how we wished... she hadn’t gotten rid of that Pinto!

That face. Want to moosh. And then feed pancakes. 

And the odometer! They’re always asking for plates and mileage at my shop. Love to be able to whip that out. I take a shot of the odometer when driving for work, too. 

Judge Dredd Gingrich hair.

Apologies if someone has already pointed out that one “dons” a garment.

Wasn’t this guy in a movie with Gene Hackman?

So we can’t nuke it from orbit? 

“Equality Stafford stressed that the blame and confusion lied lay with the county”

This. “Lift from your ass” really comes alive for me. 

Ugh, I don’t know how I could have done this without the help of my (otherwise intolerable) sisters. They came through only when sitting down at the funeral home. I’m sorry you had to do it alone.

Amid all the hardscrabble shit that Pelecanos and Simon are known for (i.e. Lawrence Gilliard Jr.’s police detective investigating the stabbing of a tourist),

How can she be mad? The pussy grab is how they met. 

Got damn! I just bought one of these things. I do love it and don’t have any problems with the remote.

Got damn! I just bought one of these things. I do love it and don’t have any problems with the remote.

I could GAF about AirPods; I’m here to salute your proper use of “loath.” Thank you, citizen! 

Is it possible to eat shit if you’re made of shit? Just checking. 

Eat another donut you lying bitch.

For me it was the woman with the “Fuck Me Daddy” baby voice.

Ten bucks say these Okie ass munches know each other from church.

I like both, but for mechanical you can’t beat the Kuru Toga Roulette that ROTATES the lead every time you press down, so you never get that sharp edge meeting the page. JetPens.com FTW.

Fuck that birther bitch.