Frothy!

It would never occur to these judgmental asshats what assault does to a young person’s boundaries. This poor woman has probably blamed herself for years that she doesn’t have better control of her life. Assault is truly the “gift” that keeps on giving. It’s life-wrecking.

Dermatillomania — it’s a thing.

Har! He’s all the Jerrys left at the Jerry day-care center.

Hhhmmmnmmn... riiiiiind.

Would that I had more stars to give.

I want to make this, but have a dumb question — high or low pressure for 7 minutes? Thanks!

Apt AND smart!

The Caligula Comb-over is inspired.

No Cheeto Benito?

You’re thinking of jackass cancer, which is separate and distinct from asshole cancer.

Yup, ass cancer is ok with me.

Bah-dum-ching!

Nothing like a good nut-punch to clear the air, right? Love it; could never bring myself to do it.

You think Ainsley realizes her boobs are at the very center of the frame? Makes the cameraperson’s job so easy.

A tackle? I was kinda hoping he hit him with a shovel. Oh well.

Excellent point! I reach “critical mass” when my list is too long. Also, interestingly, if I try to add one too many supplements to my daily pill-taking. An extra vitamin D will make me stop taking all my pills, even the prescribed ones.

The Time Masheen is a dumb ride, anyway.

You guys never let me down. Came here for this.

Can we also never forget that Perry had an innocent guy executed?