I never knew that — thanks! I thought it was some weird manhood thing.

But I love it that she had to f#@k him at least once. It’s the only reason he has children, right? To prove his potency?

The clothespin his mom put on his dick doesn’t seem to be having any effect.

I immediately thought “Chicken pussy!” from From Dusk Til Dawn.

OMG that is a gorgeous kitty! With those dinner-plate pupils and perfect socks. 10/10 would massage. Do let me know if she tires of you.

She appears so neglected that she is unable to stand. Perhaps she should be rescued to my house.

Ha! With my sample size of one I would swear that white fur is the softest! I have a backup anecdote. Thanks!

This Fucking Guy’s Gonna 69 the President on Air Force One

Amen. I even buy the good stuff — shirts that appear to be tailored already (darts, etc.), and it’s all so blocky! I end up taking them in for further alterations.

Also he looks freshly laundered. Unlike some <cough>Johnny Depp<cough>.

“Rednecky” is my new favorite adjective. So simple, but so all-encompassing.

Amen, Ruth. Tim Kaine’s woke son needs a wash.

HAHA I was just saying to myself, “Fuck this guy and his Salt Lake nosejob!”

“Pro-birth,” and then you and your mom can go fuck yourselves.

Yeah, I don’t really lactose kinds of comments.

Agreed. I am bothered by seeing that stuff for a long time afterward.

Love this.

Yeah! Where is President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho when you need him!?

Mine is that his daughters are sensible enough to hate him just as much! I feel for those poor girls.

I know — I was willing her to get up and walk out, or at least flip the guy off.