As a black man with a traditional African name (which I am proud of, btw!) ...

... I can attest to resenting the lack of keychains or novelty license plates at truck stops.

Jrue was also quoted as saying, “This is great news. Probably the best news I’ve received since getting traded from the Philadelphia 76ers.”

They have indoor plumbing??

Not to be confused with the Saints’ defense where two safeties give up on every play.

Makes sense. Colorado is a safety to a safety for a lot of high school seniors.

“Guess we got to leave it ALL out on the field today”

“The Human Vasectomy”has made a vas deferens in his opponents sex life.

YOU’RE TAKING ALL MY STARS

So that’s why her dad hates Obama.

I hear it’s in the 2016 Williams Sonoma Holliday Catalog.

But you’ll notice all the white guys get antsy when their girlfriends talk to the band.

He definitely only hires white people.

Nice try, but everyone knows a mulatto cock is half black and half white.

That’s a nice cock.

I’m pretty sure I have “Mulatto Cock” on my Amazon Wishlist.

We’ve reached out to the Trump campaign for comment on Ivanka’s cock preferences, and will update if and when we receive a response.

She’s not good at cyber!

Happy to oblige, Ivanka;

Why doesn’t she just barge into the changing rooms of her father’s employees, like he does? There’s gotta be a rainbow of cocks on display.

Does she not have internet?