Pop for POTUS, Timmeh for Veep, and a whole mess of current & former Spurs for the rest of the Cabinet. Way better than the present horror show portends, and—bonus!—ex-POTUS Barack is always stopping by to shoot hoops with the new White House team.

Ha! The area of New Haven around the Yale campus has become insanely gentrified since the bad old days. The best dive bar was closed a few years ago, and hadn’t been its lovely dive-y self for some time. Yale kids today have no idea.

Always Icelandic saga truthers.

God bless Adam Silver. May he never return to his home planet!

Yes. It helps that the NBA puts out an entertaining product, which also happens not to kill and maim its players for the most part.

Plus Tamika Catchings and Swin Cash. Saving up for 2021 HOF tickets now!

Featuring Halperin & Heilmann, Olympic-level hacks and serial rapists of every journalistic ethic and standard?

Take a snap shot wearing the jersey and a stovepipe hat at the Phone Booth Photo Booth.

Paterno arguably did more for Penn State than any other coach at any other school in history.

COTD

You made me star you. I didn't want to do it...

You CANNOT be serious. Holy hell.

Ben Carson, is that you?

It's 2016 and it's okay to be gay, Lil Charlie. Enjoy your dick watching!

Or, as it's more commonly known, Kinja!

Wow! Now I’m excited to add ‘teaching at Johns Hopkins University’ to my resume! Thanks, Sam Hinkie.

0/10. Such a boring troll. Ask mom to buy you more and better Cheetos.

If you went through as many condoms in a lifetime as we do tampons, then maybe we could talk. Even Wilt Chamberlain would lose this numerical battle.

I called my folder crApple

Those are very very VERY good dogs!