10/10 would watch.

Of course I didn’t die! I’ve been posting at Deadspin for EONS!!!

The University of Vermont women’s basketball team has already cancelled their December 28 game at UNC over this abomination.

This is the best one-line summary to date. Bravo and thank you .

+1 Eighth grade civics class.

Jeah. Just like all those Johnny-Come-Lately’s who only took up arms against the British after July 4, 1776. Bunch of fickle bandwagoning show-offs who just wanted a barefoot winter vacay at Valley Forge with all their bros.

Pencils? We talking about pencils here? PENCILS??!?

And so it begins. Another season where we KNOW, but continue to watch and pretend. And rant louder about quarterbacks who kneel than those who are getting their brains frappéd.

I’d like to reserve the guest cottage out back, please.

Matt Lauer::Journalism as meconium-filled baby diaper::Journalism

Untreated adult ADHD is painful to watch. Trump’s answers often boil down to: Hey, SQUIRREL!!!

The pure, uncut schadenfreude... I'm gonna do fat lines of it with a crisp Genocidal Andrew Jackson.

Awesome user name.

That's okay, February 11 Baby: Trump makes MY hair stand on end too.

+1 Iliad.

As forseen in Revelations, the Bubonic TakePlague is upon us.

This take meatball needs a lot more spice. Oregano + racism would be a start.

Wow. Now I just lost it.

You forgot the Hawaiians. #Poi4Lyfe

THIS.