Grain-free cat food, Matt! Cats are obligate carnivores who eat an all-meat diet in the wild.

You CANNOT be serious!!!

Madame Pele’s Mona Lisa smile. Love it.

“I say what I say because I believe it from the bottom of my soul.”

Always Linnean truthers.

Always hooved large mammal truthers.

Gracias.

+1 Senior Thesis.

Raw sewage at the athletes’ village prepared them for raw sewage at the competition venues. The Brazilians just want to help!!!

No.

Wow. When did this new ‘no arrest for DV’ thing become a police policy? Because the exact opposite is required by, you know, LAW.

Wingdings: Coincidentally, the same font used for Trump’s speech last night. (As translated from the original German.)

Lol: Oops. He’s Aaron Hernandez’s murderous doppelgänger, of course!

Cutting edge stand for the proud college coach of Aaron ‘2-4 Homicides’ Fernandez.

Whew! Only had to dismiss two filthy racists...so far. The rest must be steaming in Cleveland tonight.

So Ailes was just a ‘hugger’? I’ll venture that Ailes hugged Megyn (and countless others) like the boss who used to sneak up behind me and bear hug me from the back, his chubby grampa hands somehow missing my waist and grasping my generous 23-year-old breasts. While he pressed his ancient crotch against my ass.

O, the Unbearable Whiteness of Being!

So, so tired of the knee jerk Boogie hate. How many of you have worked for a truly toxic, dysfunctional organization? It wears on your soul and sanity to labor under mercurial, talentless bosses whose best people skills include unclear yet passive-aggressive communication, recreational backstabbing and delusions of…

Bingo.

“These racy ladies are flaunting too much ankle. Sad!!!” @TheRealDonaldTrump