Well, the plagiarism led all three local 11pm newscasts here in SoCal.

As Trump’s *third* wife, Melania should know that he WILL run around and desert you.

So, if these upstanding Baylor men had only sons, what then? ‘Rape away, boyz!’???

Can't wait to see these kids ball under the influence of Thibs + (God willing) KG. Sure as hell NOT to be boring.

Instead, we’re subjected to the unmitigated hell of Jon Barry and Mark Jones butchering facts and shooting the most boring shit possible.

BREAKING: Pot Calls Kettle ‘Full of Shit’.

Also Donald Trump’s motto.

Arizona IS quite snowy this time of year!

This is perfection. I wonder which R Senator will need to stay home to shovel snow off his driveway.

Why do you think he's crying?

Just caught it here on the Pacific. Well done, Banana Boat Brethren. Well fucking done.

‘Pedantic,’ she corrected dickishly.

#Blessed to be living in the Groin Era.

Clickfright.

Actually, I’m ecstatic that you mistakenly believe one drink gets you to .08. That means you NEVER have even one drink before driving. Whew!

My bad. We had excellent health classes as well as a great civics teacher. (Thx, Mr. Y & Mr. B.!) Nothing to do with the State, for the record. Private school on scholarship, elementary through grad school, FTW.

Um: No.

In 2000, I lived close enough to the border to get Canadian coverage over the air. With the games in Sydney, that meant seeing events nearly a day before NBC scrambled and regurgitated them. Also meant not hearing dead relative and ‘redemption’ storylines pouring from NBC’s Dept of Schmaltz.

‘Shut up whitey’ is also the tag for most of the comments on this post. Jeebus.

The shirt: Oh. My. God. There are no words.