‘What Women Want’...a topic I suggest both you and NBC know BUPKIS about.

URGENT DEADSPIN ALERT: Magary’s episode of Chopped is airing NOW on the Food Network!!!!!

Counterpoint: NO.

+1.

My dream for the Clippers is that Ralph Lawler is secretly immortal, and will do play-by-play forever. I am irrationally fond of ole Ralph.

Larry Nance Jr. got game. He was by far the best Laker rookie this past season. I predict a long , fruitful NBA career for him. Russell? Would not bet the farm on his having a good career, much less a great one.

I would pay double extra for a ‘No-ESPN announcers ever again calling basketball’ policy. Mark Jones’ incessant, insipid babble gave me a migraine and a stroke tonight.

This is why I voted Mozgov. He'll definitely show!

Etiquette Bear is using the lid as a tray for serving High Trash Tea to his beary good friends.

What is your favorite Hawaiian island, and why? Hint: The correct answer is always Molokai.

UPDATE: KDFW in Dallas reporting that a fifth officer has died.

Troll elsewhere, fuckweed. Your D-level BS is boring as well as tiresome.

This is a particularly inappropriate post for your petty trollery. STFU and GTFO.

The PEACEFUL protest, during which the Dallas police and the protesters took friendly pix together and posted them on Twitter.

Speaking of motherfuckers: That’s what comes out of my mouth when the hypersensitive Uber ad magically opens and redirects to the App Store ten times an hour. WTF, Deadspin? Didn’t we already suffer through this for eons with the hairtrigger Miller Lite ad?

Anger into action: YES. This.

Ordered! Love that it seems simple and straightforward.

Ordered! Love that it seems simple and straightforward.

I would to nominate the Rio Olympics for all five spots next year.

You forgot at least three steps: Get rid of good three point shooter Mike Dunleavy. Lose double-double machine Pau Gasol. Add non-shooting lesser Lopez bro at center. Clearly, GarPax are a man with a plan.

Minor detail: DWade and Jimmy Butler play the same position.