...is signing with Mempis.

+ .

Lakers gonna lake.

Always Brazilian truthers.

FYI, the spot price of 10K electroplate is $0.00/ounce + $5.00 fee for waste disposal.

Does 11 pairs of English testicles count as human sacrifice?

NB: Jefferson was drafted in 2001.

Just Google ‘NBA oldest players’, for example. Off the top of my head: KG, Tim Duncan, Andre Miller, Vince Carter, Jason Terry, Paul Pierce...

That’s why Kroenke got my vote: Being a paterfamilias of execrable ownership is truly HOF-worthy.

So your ‘88 Sentra wouldn't start again this morning?

Our least populous STATE—Wyoming—has more people than Iceland. #49 on the list—Vermont—has almost double the Icelandic population.

No worries. The Vegas Sudiques will be there in no time.

+0-4.

#Olympageddon, with a side of #LOLympics.

Would you like fries with that?

To hell with the 22nd Amendment. This guy has certainly earned a long vacay, but we need him to hang around for another four years.

Just what Sacramento needs: Another flavor of batshit crazy.

Does the presence of Micky Aronson, Juwan Howard and Mario Motherfucking Chalmers provide any clues?

Counterpoint: Young wasn't traded to the Celtics.

Aka ‘The Full Peyton’.