DisHonorable mention to Daryl Morey.

Meanwhile, Ishman Umpert looks on longingly, while slowly lathering up his three glistening buns.

+1776.

Wine and gold are very slimming! KLove will enjoy Miami.

From heaven to hell. Enjoy these next few weeks, Cleveland, before the Trumpnado hits.

Thoughtful, compassionate response from the Hamilton cast and the Tonys.

Bless you. What a beautiful thing to do.

Clint Eastwood talking to a chair would be the SANEST event to take place at GOPFest 2016. Also, the delegates might come to their senses and nominate The Chair, whose qualifications to be POTUS vastly exceed Trump’s.

Fun fact: FoxNews was airing the service commercial-free, but cut away for an ad as soon as the Rabbi got rolling.

Yeah. Just like it went down when K coached Boogie to gold in 2014.

This. Which is exactly what Boogie did with Team USA in 2014, winning the gold at Worlds.

Yesssss!!!

10/10 would watch. Provided, of course, that Papi co-stars.

The Steven A. Smith Award for Gasbaggery.

Foulest Public Sex Act at a Sporting Even, for sure.

By definition, a concussion impairs your mental competence.

Aussies gonna Aus...

Karma: So bitchy!

Agreed! We should all aspire to Mr. crackcocaine’s level of discourse, such as his sophisticated insights on fucking the family Volvo.

‘post less often’<—-Talk about crappy one-liners! Heal thyself, lil’ buddy.