I recently got a new computer which sends me breaking news alerts and every time I see a CNN bullet I pray that there is finally THE bombshell that matters (as opposed to everything else that seems not to matter)

Every. Single. Time. he testifies before Congress and pulls his “not allowed to comment on active investigations” bullshit I keep waiting for a member of the Committee to say “Can you please stop saying that? We all know you comment on open investigations when you think it is convenient for you. You can say you aren’t…

Except he screwed HRC for no reason so I don’t know where the fuck he’s coming from.

“Save me Obi Wan James Comey, you’re our only hope”

I think the problem was that everytime Trump said “bomb the shit out of them,” people just heard “blah...blah...blah...blah...BUILD A WALL...blah...blah...blah” so now that he’s actually bombing the shit out at least three countries right now, everyone’s shocked that he’s doing so.

I’ve been checking CNN compulsively the past few weeks, just hoping for that red “Breaking News” bulletin across the top of the site... No luck yet, but I keep hoping...

Still waiting to wake up to that particular glorious headline which frees us from this eternal hell.

Highschool yearbook quotes will have a goldmine to choose from.

There’s a large, official stone plaque in the Vatican to the left of the altar with the names of every single Pope going back to St. Peter. Interestingly, Leo X (who caused the reformation) is mysteriously missing...

I’ve been hoping we’d do like the Romans and destroy all evidence of his existence.

My personal favorite is how Hillary would have taken us to war.

Still, as late as January, some of the administration’s top figures were communicating under the radar by maintaining private email accounts

Jesus. Imagine the Trump Presidential Library. “And here you see early drafts of Trump’s famous ‘Hillary Obama Bad!’ Tweet from late November 2018. Note it contains a few obscenities later removed from the iconic Tweet now recited in schools alongside the ‘Gettysburg Address’ and George HW Bush’s ‘Not Gonna Do it’…

No they won’t.

The answer would be no, they do not have a shred of morality, ethical responsibility, or patriotism in them.

I’d just like to say that this resistance to Donald Trump would have been nicer before the election. Your hatred towards HC was part of the problem. And Bernie is responsible for a lot of that. So I would also like to say: Fuck Bernie Sanders.

Even if, on the 1 in a million chance, Trump did come out for single payer healthcare, there’s ZERO chance it would make it through congress.

Those diagnosed on the autistic spectrum are actually deeply affected by others feelings, but expression of the empathetic response is hindered by the intellectual/developmental disorder. They also have a poor time understand what other people are thinking - but they do understand other peoples feelings.

“Maybe” is being incredibly generous.

Honestly, I don’t think autistic people really lack empathy. It’s just harder for us sometimes to comprehend another person’s situation. Maybe Ryan’s just a sociopath.