Sexual assault law was always about property damage- if ‘purity’ determines value, assault is diminishing the value of some man’s property. And if there is one thing the GOP could tolerate less than the idea of gender equality, it’s the idea of communal property.

Live by the tweet, maybe you die by the tweet...

Ah, Andrew Jackson, Trump’s favourite president. Here is just one instance in which he “Made America Great”, apparently:

Ten bucks this is their April Fools joke this year.

“Women, children, and men have inherent dignity that should never be violated.”

This is just an early April Fool’s joke, right?

Rest easy ladies, our pussies are safe thanks to a guy who literally has raped his own wife and was caught on tape admitting to assaulting other women.

“My administration, including the Department of Justice and the Department of Health and Human Services, will do everything in its power to protect women children, and men from sexual violence,” 

There’s no way that Trump wrote or even saw those words before they were published. I can’t even believe he knows about sexual assault awareness month.

He really will sign anything.

Trump: I just sign whatever the put in front of me so I can get down to playing golf.

Also, as numerous “family values a.k.a anti-LBGT” Republicans can tell you, you can, in fact, cheat on your wife with a man.

“I’m an asocial hermit. Also my company is of no value to anyone.”

Yeah, all this really tells me is none of these guys work with women. There’s nothing noble about refusing to eat lunch with a coworker.

It’s not only a worldview that (unless Mike Pence is enough of a weirdo that he doesn’t do any of this social/professional stuff with dudes either) excludes women in the man’s professional sphere from receiving the same socially-derived career benefits as men in equivalent positions.

The fact that Pence is so adamant about the rules makes me think that it’s a mix of paternalism and him having cheated at some point.

Seriously what’s the appropriate reason for a married person to go out for a meal alone with a member of the other sex

Weird so many of these conservative guys fuck all their male friends after they grab a bite to eat.

Pro tip from a woman: If you want to “respect your wife,” then don’t cheat on her, or flirt with other women, or be a prop in an administration that is an international embarrassment. None of that precludes you from have a normal business relationship with other women, which often includes eating. You know, the thing…

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.