Impossible?  They happen every fucking day.  GET RID OF THE FUCKING GUNS.  Fuck me.  You are the ONLY country on Earth with this problem.  GET IT THE FUCK TOGETHER. 

Please stay away from all dogs and other animals.  

I just googled it and these crabs are edible. If that was my neighborhood I would put water on to boil and be scooping them up (or trying to) as fast as I could. 

Hey, crabs are not gross, they are delicious. 

But it does scan to the tune of ‘If I Were a Rich Man’.

It's not unclear that you're bi and I'm glad you get to speak on it.  I'm unmarried but bi.  But this came off...overly snarky.  I'm no fan of hers but isn't she from a super religious background and kind of held up as that sort of paragon? Sounds like a hard situation to come out in.  Let's embrace her, not snark on…

Women with husbands are a marginal, underrepresented segment of the population. Thankfully, former competition show dancer and frequent podcast guest Julianne Hough has broken down our community’s barriers

Imagine living the irony of being so against socialism, but also being so publicly owned.

Props for bringing up a Tim’s product, any variation of which annihilates the more widely available Kettle brand. That said, BBQ is never my flavor of choice. Tim’s jalapeno flavor is the chip I only buy when I'm ready to make myself sick eating potato chips.

This is a very East Coast list.

You guys are in Chicago, right? Only three of these are available in Utah - Lay’s, Kettle, and Miss Vickie’s, and Miss Vickie’s are mostly in sandwich shops only. It looks like it’s even hard to find most of them through Amazon, and when you do, they are ridiculously priced. Utz chips look to be about $9 a bag when…

No. Unless he pulls out an actual doctor’s diagnosis, don’t assume he’s autistic or has some other social disorder.

Well this gay man found parts of the article to be quite homophobic. Calling a gay man “Mary” in an attempt to degrade and belittle him is pretty textbook homophobia.

My ex-wife is from Edmonton and she had her mom smuggle...er, send them in care packages when she got homesick in our domestic life in Reno during the five years we were married. I never asked her (we weren’t on speaking terms at the end) but I’d bet a fiver she bought a Coffee Crisp the moment she got off the plane…

Hoo boy...so we’ve established that different kinds of chocolate chip cookies can go in the same draft (see Kevin screwing up not once but twice with the thin and crispy variety), which means that I can nominate mine without worrying about breaking that whole Takeout-board rule I’ve hewn to in previous attempts at…

If this comment gets five stars I’ll ban the person above

As someone who was diagnosed with autism, I can say one thing vaccines don’t cause autism, but autism will cause anti-vaxxers. I wasn’t formally diagnosed until I was an adult but my mom has told me she regrets having me vaccinated because she always had a feeling. Outside of this we still have a strong family relation…

I dont really have any patience for those who think we can’t have a reasonable discussion about candidates during a primary. We cant have all 50 of them on the ticket come election day. We gotta pick one. So let’s talk it out.

What would be a great conclusion to this little story is if all the women in the UK who are paid less than their male counterparts cited this court case as precedent to force their employers to give them a lot of money in back wages...

I love a snarky Dirt Bag but this felt....vicious.