I’m sitting in the ICU with my mom hooked up to a bunch of machines and I have to say, this was a much-needed chuckle. Thank you.

I really appreciate your thoughts. I’m stuck here alone because my sister just started a new job and has no PTO. It’s honestly really boring and I feel useless, because all I can do is hang out in her room and pat her hand if she wakes up.

Thank you. I’m so devastated and I feel like my head is going to burst.

I had to make an emergency trip to my hometown because my mother is in the hospital with severe internal bleeding, and I really don’t know how to cope with this. I’m furious at her, mad at myself for being mad at her, and scared shitless.

Hopefully he won’t be given house arrest while awaiting his trial this time.

That poor reporting crew.

I gave my guy friends boners by shouting and being authoritative, which had nothing to do with my clothes. So we should probably scrap teaching leadership skills to girls, too?

Salt Lake City has a surprising number of resident peafowl, and they are dumb and mean.

As in “once upon a time.” It was for about a month. And what part says I’m grudging?

My chef father smokes a lot of pot and let me and my sister survive off of Kraft Mac and Cheese and Diet Coke while my mom was out of town once, so...

Considering the written test is open-book and you can take it multiple times in one day, I am never ever surprised by the crap I see on my way home.

I would give up driving in a heartbeat. And I’ll do anything to take control away from the people the State of Utah has seen fit to “license.”

I leave the room if he ever comes on-screen. His voice curdles my brain and I can instantly feel neurons dying.

I think it’s also about an evolving understanding of what a “marriage” is. My parents were successfully married for 35 years, raised two kids to adulthood, and when things went downhill and they were deeply unhappy with one another, they got divorced. I wouldn’t consider that a failure at all. The outdated idea to me…

My sister works in behavioral health, and her response last night was “Turfing it, typical ER.”

If only.

That’s a fair assessment. I guess I’m just too bothered by the very generic, clinical-looking boob.

If you’re gonna put tits in an ad, it should make contextual sense.

Question: What is a Peta Murgatroyd?

She is clearly unimpressed about being forced to do some cooking segment bullshit, and I love it so much.