My sister works in behavioral health, and her response last night was “Turfing it, typical ER.”

If only.

That’s a fair assessment. I guess I’m just too bothered by the very generic, clinical-looking boob.

If you’re gonna put tits in an ad, it should make contextual sense.

Question: What is a Peta Murgatroyd?

She is clearly unimpressed about being forced to do some cooking segment bullshit, and I love it so much.

She is a true gem, and I wish I had .01% of her comedy abilities.

Thank you! Literally never ever recognize her in photos. She should have to wear a nametag.

I cried at my desk. I keep listing my pre-existing conditions in my head, and wondering if I know anyone who doesn’t have a pre-existing condition.

I lack the ability to be productive at work at this point. I want to put my fist through a wall.

I just cut off a foot and a half of hair and I am living the life. DO IT. YOU WILL BE GLAD.

Let’s do away with lab coats! They are disease transmission vectors. Scrubs for everyone!

Well and in reading the actual paper, the only solid conclusion (IMO) they come to is: “This discovery calls for further archaeological investigation focused on North American strata of early late Pleistocene age.” Which I think is a perfectly valid conclusion. We should definitely look into it more, but not because…

Yes and it’s obnoxious.

This was truly the one that stuck in my brain. Kudos for odd insults?

Where I live (Utah) it’s absolutely the norm to find someone, get married, have kids. I get lots of questions and concerned looks and I am 26, not particularly old. I imagine it’s only going to get worse as I continue to be a husbandless, childless monster.

One of my favorite endings that lots of people apparently hated- the end of Borderlands. I thought it was precisely in tune with the entire existence you’d just spent a bunch of time in.

My elementary school chose “Beach Boys” for their annual music program when I was in the 4th or 5th grade, so, I’ve had “Kokomo” stuck in my head for most of my life.

Yeah, I meant to add that they were for men who couldn’t afford housekeepers and such. But my overall impression was that not every house had a handmaid, where all the rich houses would still have Marthas?

No, because the book talks about EconoWives at one point and how they’re expected to do all the jobs, so I think handmaids are for wives who are barren/too old to reproduce.