Am I wrong for wanting Dennis Quaid?

Ark, stupid, stupid Ark. I can’t help myself, it’s violent dinosaur Sims.

This is the kind of content I need today. And the kind of beverage I need today.

I buy that shit at the liquor store I rarely go to because it tastes like magic but I don’t want the snotty guy at my regular wine store judging me.

If he gave a single solitary shart about Syrian children, we’d have a very different executive order on immigration from the Middle East right now.

I just feel entirely unmotivated to do anything today, I can’t believe (oh... sure I can) this fucknut is going to seriously lead us into Mission Accomplished: Part Bigly. That and the new homepage image for the Bureau of Land Management have me wanting to go back to bed.

I feel like princesses is a weird ass hill to die on, too. Save that battle for vegetables, or dating boys with goatees.

Actually, it’s pretty standard for those labs. They also have footage of naked hikers who found the camera traps and decided to have a little fun.

When I heard that comment about Science I thought my head was going to twist right off my shoulders. My brain feels like it’s boiling.

I saw Beauty and the Beast this weekend (and it was great!) and, yeah, LeFou was sort of underwhelming. For a lot of the movie, the way the character acted felt more like a stereotype of “gay” behavior. The only actual “gay” moment- dancing with another dude- was so fleeting and unimportant that I missed it and my…

I’m so sorry. That’s the worst.

My cat knows my morning routine, and has now taken to camping out in front of the door when I pick up my keys. I now have to spend five more minutes every morning convincing him that he has to stay at home and I will be back soon- five minutes well spent.

I love to sneak in early and wake mine up while he’s still fast asleep.

Oh man, I need to get a camera and record that in my house! Between the cat doing that and seeing whatever the dog gets up to during the day, it would be comedy gold.

It’s the best. Alternatively, when I’m late getting home from work, he sits by the door and howls until I arrive.

My sister is at home a lot right now, and she’s confirmed that, yes, a few minutes before I usually get home from work, my cat climbs out of wherever he’s been napping and goes to wait by the door for me. It fills me with joy every day.

A KitchenAid Standing Mixer.

I started watching this show not that long ago, and it has definitely exceeded my expectations. One of the best parts of my week now.

I just spent about 30 minutes fighting with a dumb printer I didn’t think we should’ve ordered in the first place, but this video made me feel instantly better. I will no longer be plotting the printer’s demise.

This whole thing sounded fucking insane, and reaffirmed my opinions on “alternative” healthcare.