Those tiny damned frogs are my #1 Afternoon Drag go to at work. I can pop one in my mouth and no one notices because they’re so small. Mmmm.

The shittiest perpetual consolation prize- Utah’s never the worst, we’re generally the second-to-fifth worst. Hooray.

It’s out now! Get thee a copy, it’s easily my new favorite movie (though I have a weird selection of “favorite movies,” so IDK).

Those are some magnificent citations and I applaud you.

The law is that death row inmates sentenced before some date (2008, maybe?) can choose firing squad. Which is insane, but we are talking about the death penalty, so a little added nuttiness on top is to be expected.

It was disappointing, but not at all surprising, when Jason Weaselface Chaffetz started claiming the protesters were from out of state. What state did they come out of, Jason? We are surrounded by red states, fuckbutt. Try some logic on for size.

You’re telling me.

We’re not Berkeley, but we’re pretty blue. Salt Lake is cut into three different districts and lumped with the reddest parts of the state, so it’s pretty hard to elect a Dem to Congress. But we have had Democrats for mayor and city council for decades, and our state reps are loud liberals.

Salt Lake metro area is blue, FYI.

I would love to see the Utah Dems put some actual money behind Stewart’s challenger, and behind Love’s. I fucking can’t stand Chris Stewart and I was so frustrated last year when there was like nothing behind the woman who ran against him.

It is so frustrating that gerrymandering has very neatly sliced the most liberal part of Utah into thirds, so we can’t even vote out ratface because we’re lumped in with conservative parts of the state.

Salt Lake is super liberal, so not that surprising.

Yeah, I’m over the whole sympathy thing. She’s not living in New York because she’s afraid or reluctant, she’s living in New York because Melania Antoinette cannot be bothered to change her lifestyle in any way.

Ain’t that the truth.

They called in a threat to ours in SLC; it’s right next to a children’s hospital and made a big panicked mess for a lot of people. Fuck Nazis.

I have all my fingers crossed it’s spiders (we do have a few, and some of the bites sting as well as itch) and I am not kidding when I say that I spent an hour this morning going over my entire bed with a flashlight and found nothing- sheets, mattress, comforter, pillows. The bites are pretty spread out? I woke up…

I woke up with bites and tore my whole bedroom apart, flashlight to the mattress, looking everywhere and couldn’t find them, but IDK what else would cause the fucking bites. I’m trying to come up with other causes, but yeah.

Sure, but let me tell you- if the Orange One’s antics this week haven’t killed me yet, having to deal with bugs all weekend will definitely be the nail in that coffin.

I feel like I am on the verge of a burst aneurysm all day long now, and I today I discovered I might have a bed bug infestation in my house, and at this point life feels like Slim Pickens riding the bomb out of the plane in Dr. Strangelove.

Gotta be fat so we can suffocate these assholes and repulse them at the same time. The Orange One abhors an ugly woman.