Look, if you get a chance to spit on Brandi Swindell, please do- she’s an absolute fuckwit.

Guys already barge into women’s restrooms all the time, no dress necessary. My male friends thought this was ~hilarious~ in high school.

When I was seven, I poured a full glass of milk on my sister’s head as everyone sang “Happy Birthday” to her. She was turning two.

This too! Ultimately, the system we have surrounding income is set up to support the traditional (wrong) viewpoint- women are ultimately working because they’re killing time till they get to their real work- having children- and their income is therefore less important.

Yes, but child rearing is part of the economic problem- this is a societally-necessary task that overwhelmingly affects women more than men, and women are not compensated for performing this work. This is why some countries have started to pay people to have children and stay home with them- women are reluctant to…

Dude needs a hobby.

Ughhhhh I listened to a morning news (white dude) anchor stumble and flail over the name of the principal at that NC school where the resource officer assaulted that 16-year-old, but this dude manages to pronounce every Mormon-fied name in Utah just fine. Fucking white boys, I tell you what.

And we ultimately do ourselves no favors by moving to more progressive states, as we all learned in November.

And some of them absolutely must be hired. There have been some in the past who were totally bizarre on the show and normal on every guest appearance elsewhere. There was a woman a couple seasons ago from Portland who definitely was being weird on purpose and had no interest in the dude.

Maybe Katie Couric IS Amy Adams in the Upside Down.

Well, there you have it- we just need to move the medical equipment to the bathroom, and the legislature will have to leave us alone.

Because moving costs a lot of money.

Is it just me, or do the women this time around seem a bit... odder than usual?

I was so shocked to find out how many points I have. I feel like I’ve hardly shopped at Sephora this year????

I’d believe it.

Well so the pen writing the law isn’t held by the church, but they sure do a fair job of peeking over shoulders and whispering in ears. Atheists didn’t put the good beer in the liquor store. This state has the murkiest reading on “church and state” that I’ve experienced. So anyone here being up in arms about Obama not…

Get her a parrot. See how she likes it.

Oh Jesus, I had one of those!

Confession: I love watching newbies riding public transit. It’s sort of hilarious.

Oh boy, the carry-on thing is out of control. I once had a lady ask me if she could store her purse in my foot space because we’d run out of overhead bin footage and she already had a different bag under the seat in front of her.