Seeing as we’ve decided climate change was created by the Chinese and will be doing nothing about it, I’d avoid islands. A nice mountain, maybe?

I hope he puts shellfish in the curtain rods on his way out.

And he’ll need to get that yellow wallpaper replaced with something in blue tones- he looks like a damned orange wearing a suit.

Spit fire and use their ashes in a litter box.

I was sort of insulted yesterday morning when all the retailers I subscribe to for deals sent in morning e-blasts like everything was normal. I think I unsubscribed from like 10 of them out of rage.

This needs to be stressed so hard. I am beyond disappointed in the Utah Democrats. That shithead Jason Chaffetz didn’t have to put up a fight because the dems put no effort behind any state candidates. Misty Snow fought like hell by herself and was steamrolled by Mike Lee.

I was lucky enough to go to work and be in a lab full of other women who are just as dismayed and infuriated as I am. It was a massive comfort. I wish more women were as fortunate as I was today.

I’ve cried like I’ve never cried before. I also haven’t slept. It’s a winning combination.

Calling for unity is like when a teacher demands you shake hands with the kid that just spit on you.

Come to Utah and help me dismantle them. So many counties went blue this time! We can do it!

So what can we do? If the government isn’t our government, what’s the best thing for people like me to do that will help protect people with fewer privileges than I have?

I cried all night and couldn’t sleep. I keep thinking about all my friends, all the people I’ve worked with, all the refugees and children of undocumented immigrants I’ve met working in non-profits. I keep thinking about how grateful I was for ACA, even with its flaws. I keep thinking about all the progress Obama…

I’m so sorry :(

This election has made Utah a really weird place to be a Democrat right now.

Someone dressed in black and a mask violently raped someone in a parking lot at my school today, right in the middle of the damn day. Hasn’t been caught, and I’m super paranoid about having to walk across campus to my car in the dark after work.

Guys, I can’t get actual work done, and I can’t ignore my work on Twitter. This is the longest Friday ever.

This is very rude. It’s Friday, just let me get my work done. Take the whole internet tomorrow, I don’t care.

Oh absolutely, I’m glad to have discovered that I’ll end up with my grandmother’s shock-white hair. But I don’t want it right now.

I found my first white (not gray, thx grandma) hair last year. I’m 25. I yanked it out and tossed it in the trash like the insubordinate leper it was.

I feel like my soul is going to spontaneously combust at this point. I have run out of ways to react to this shit.