That goddamned hashtag yesterday made me want to set everything on fire.

I think we should all be more frustrated with the fact that there’s such a dramatic spectrum of responses among women using hormonal birth control. You look through the comments and see women who hated HBC and love their copper IUD, women who were miserable with a copper IUD, women who hated the pill but love their…

It’s beyond ridiculous that this is something we even have to do, and it’s not fair that I can laugh in a guy’s face when he’s gross while a smaller woman would be in an entirely different power imbalance.

If you’ve ever been stuck behind a herd of college students walking and texting between classes, you know exactly what makes some footprints meander and some race ahead. Look out for the ones leading directly into a solid object and we’ll have confirmation.

I had a guy try to get me to take off my headphones to talk to him on the train once. One good glare later, he was sitting on the other end of the car.

Why is it that these pro-Trump tweeters always put out messages in some kind of strange mid-sentence breaking prose?

“Suspicion of sleeves” is the best way to describe cap sleeves ever.

I’ve never had this sort of thing happen to me, and I was pretty blown away when I first heard about this trend years ago, but then it hit me- I’m 6'0" with a “off to kill Captain America” level of resting bitch face. So now I use that on behalf of other women in public who aren’t as tall or murderous-looking. It’s…

At first glance, this seems absolutely terrible. If the university itself won’t pay for it, though, they can’t really expand the program without funding. That really sucks and I hope the fartheads responsible for that decision get stomach flu.

Cannot lie- hated this so much I stopped 15 minutes into the first episode and switched to old Grey’s Anatomy episodes to make myself feel better. I like all of these actors, but blech.

I get weird craft magazines and legal notices. I gave up writing “Wrong address” a few months ago and just throw them away now.

Okay but did anyone here ever play Toontown as a dumb young person? Because those shoulders are giving me hard Cog flashbacks.

I am against murder, but I wouldn’t oppose this anus wart getting beaten within an inch of his life. Preferably by a gorilla, if available.

Shaun White is a real jerk. Saw him verbally shit on a little kid who wanted an autograph once, so, yeah.

I have a pair of LE snowboots my mom bought me in high school that I still wear 8 years later- I actually was just looking to replace them. They’ve got boring clothes, but goddamn their shit holds up well.

You know what? The CDC can kiss my bed-weaseling cat’s little pink ass.

Or does she think that while live prey is preferable, the ritualistic act of providing food makes her people feel useful and encourages that to make parasite implementation easier?

Yes, cats were absolutely domesticated to guard human food. That’s it!

I want it as a ringtone. I want it to play every time someone rings the doorbell. When I get cut off in traffic, I want that sentence instead of a horn. Marvelous.

When I had a bad sprain last year, that boot would have been perfect for getting back to work. When can I expect to see them at Rite Aid?