CNN is showing it online live for everyone- I’d imagine they’ll have it all afterwards, too.

For each mention of “grandmother,” consume one full glass of sherry, followed by a peppermint found in your pocket.

My boss gave me a bottle of vodka and a case of beer after our fundraiser- let’s see how much goes towards debate drinking! Yay!

If anybody’s like me and doesn’t pay for CNN, you can apparently watch the nonsense for free on their website without having to log in or have a subscription. In case, you know, you need an excuse to get drunk and mock boring old folks.

6 footer as well- I once lived in a house with a kitchen where the counters were all comically short, but due to the high ceilings, all the upper cabinets were out of my reach (bottom shelves were at eye level?). I pity whatever smaller human originally had to deal with that.

I’m guessing the “Clawtooth Mountains” are inspired by Idaho’s Sawtooth Mountains, which look just like the renderings above. I highly recommend visiting them, if you’re an outdoors sort of person.

I dunno... 12 years for me and sometimes, when I have megacramps and the world is filled with rage, all I can think about is eating meat (don’t actually, though- I know how sick that would make me).

Not beauty-related, and not this weekend, but I have been destroying the hoarder-troves all over my office that previous people in my position have left behind- forms from the early 2000’s, anti-drug pamphlets older than I am, broken, ancient computer equipment, beaten-up event signs, etc. I’ve been doing this for…

So can we sell Texas to Mexico now?

I’m always kind of mystified when there are people sitting, watching this behavior, and not calling these overly-entitled anuses out on their BS. How come nobody bothered to ask this cockroach in a blonde wig to pipe the fuck down?

Summer is horrible. Everything is hot and the air is filled with smoke because summer should be renamed Wildfire Season.

Summer is horrible. Four months of sticky skin NO THANK YOU.

I’d watch her stare at the screen for two hours, if nothing else.

Tweezerman makes the most profoundly effective tools for removing that awkwardly-placed bug OP seems to have.

That happened to me, too. Everyone but me and my grandfather got horribly sick with the flu. The best part? The family portraits we’d scheduled and went through with, where most of my dad’s family looks nearly dead.

This is a sucky Friday.

I can’t watch the video right now; does that fascinating sweater of hers make noise when she moves?

Your life must be exhausting.

One wonders what compelled you to read (and then comment on) an article about people that seem to be unworthy of your attention.

Alcoholics are great at being embarrassing.