I remember seeing commercials for IUDs just like 5 or 6 years ago that said something like "only for women who have had children and do not want to become pregnant again." The recommendations that IUDs can be given to adolescents seems really recent (and such good news, given how effective they are).

And when Kimmy was playing the role of Cyndee's boyfriend, who was frustrated that she didn't want to make out.

"Imagine this game gets totally hyped everyone wants to try, so everyone gets to try, nobody can Play this game ever again."

"The main reason anyone watches any kind of sport, game show, or video game, is because they know a lot about it, and know how hard it can be. One of the best ways to do that, is to play it yourself. But in this case, they can't."

I mean, you're technically correct. You could create a new account (whether by spoofing your IP or using another email address) and then wait however long it takes until your new account is randomly selected to be one of the eight players again.

Only eight people can play at a time, so I'm not sure how the player base will plummet. Most "players" will just be watching and waiting for their turn.

I don't think the full, un-autotuned version was. I think only the autotuned version was, right before they're on the Today show.

Oh wow! I've never seen this. I don't think the whole interview was ever shown on the actual show, right?

"That is why we came all this way in the giant iron eagle. I'm kidding. I know what planes are. I was in the Air Force."

Really? I sort of sympathized with him. If I have a dildo custom made for my ass, then I don't want someone to stick in a cheap knockoff instead.

Yeah. The idea that "rejection should stop you in your tracks" seems very wrongheaded. In most areas of life, you should not take no for answer. You should stand up for yourself and ask for a raise or keep submitting your magazine pitch even if it's repeatedly rejected.

Maybe it's part of the masochism?

If this politician is married (like Weiner was), then I guess you could say she's exposing deceptive politicians. But if he's single, then all she's doing is kink-shaming and exposing someone she had a consensual relationship with. WTF?

I was literally about to post this exact status. At first, I thought that was the joke. Anyway, glad to know I'm not alone.

Is this what a historically accurate Elsa would look like?

This feels like a fake SNL commercial (and I mean that as a compliment)! Maddie has a very "Vanessa Bayer" thing going on.

Surprised the audience was in their early 20s, to be honest. Isn't the stereotypical "50 Shades" fan supposed to be a harried soccer mom?

Yup. In that case, it's being used to dehumanize as well.

Do you get your money back if the invisible boyfriend breaks up with you? You should ask the app's creator!

I like how that guy's defense is "actually, we didn't think you were talking to us, we were just mocking another victim of harassment."