"This is my favorite part about the holidays!"

Eh...

plainly he was holding an invisible lighter.

Good lord, the way this is written is completely unreadable.

I had to do a lot of scrolling to figure out if this was two dicks one mouth or two mouths one dick because apparently graphics in primary colors at the start of an article take too much deduction effort on my part.

alternate version of events: obvious sarcasm is obvious.

I think it's actually from an audition or a screen test? It was going around Youtube for a while...

Next time I fly to Hawaii, I'm only buying a one way ticket. Then when I'm ready to go home I'll tell them I'm homeless but would love to go back to my family in Europe (which I don't have) to finally get around to having a European vacation.

So wait, how is a guy running around smashing things on the street not getting arrested for theft/vandalism/threatening people with a fucking sledge hammer?

Come to mars, we have a Crystal Palace

Your office. I want to go to there.

Yes, yes, The Internet thinks that Sam Claflin isn't sexy enough to play Finnick. WE KNOW, because people haven't stopped going on about it for the last year.

This is my entire reaction to the children Smith...

I hate this dress way less than I expected to.

I see your moving Gingotts and raise you a terrifying 3D Bhutan demon mask. Rocked my 10-year-old's world.

I'm tempted to run to the post office right now to buy them.

I will be in Jackson Hole for Christmas! Maybe I can swing an invite. I'll keep an eye out for the Lair Of Satan, aka, Dick Cheney's digs.