Well I would ask them to stop fighting so they don't give their father a heart attack, but...

Re: Liz Cheney. I guess I just don't understand why people think repeating "I believe in traditional marriage" makes a person any less wrong, or any less dickish, or any less homophobic. Saying that over and over isn't an argument, and it isn't a justification.

Nice! Will it star Don Cheadle?

*claps for Mario Batali's response*

A series of choices that may be compromised or constrained due to factors beyond one's individual control, as you point out here. I'm not suggesting all the mother's choices were constrained, but as you suggest, life is more complex than chalking this up to her being a horrible person.

Had twerk made it, I would have burned down England.

Cunt punt was robbed.

If this woman is an alcoholic (which sounds likely), it's not a question of not wanting to watch her kid. It's not like she twirled a villainous mustache and thought "Mwa ha ha! I'm going to have this child solely to neglect it!" She's profoundly ill and incapable of caring for herself or others. That's not to say she…

HAHAHA. Yes. I have never related so much to an SNL skit. I have been inspired to start ripping down Christmas decorations.

Yipes. That is sad and scary all around. If alcohol was indeed involved, taking the little one out of her custody prooooooooobably a good move for now. Hope she gets the resources to get her shit together and get her baby back.

No, it's definitely not just you.

Amazing how it can be even creepier than the video that inspired it.

I don't really care about any of these stories, so this is my only response.

Needs more Tobias Fünke

i love these fools

This bear has been getting a lot of use from me, lately.

Well .... DO YOU?

Ugh, do you know who I am?
The worst.

She was prone to large floral prints. I'm going to go with: no.