FUCKING A. SERIOUSLY HE'S PERFECT AND I DON'T KNOW WHY HIS FACE ISN'T PLASTERED ALL OVER EVERY BILLBOARD OR FLAT SURFACE ON THIS PLANET. SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I CAN'T HELP MYSELF.

Where the heck is the Henry Tilney tattoo? #mostunderratedAustenhero

I bet I could achieve orgasm from talking to him. Anyone else?

hamm and eggs

and may I add...

I would venture to say then that you are clearly not the beard lover of all beard lovers (I believe I have rights to that title. And that is a gorgeous beard.)

THANK YOU! I was shocked and appalled that this didn't automatically cite Jon Hamm as the reason no one else should ever be named sexiest man alive ever. Until Hamm's death (may it be 80+ years from now)

I would let him do whatever he wanted. Literally anything. Dress as a Furbee wearing a latex Fleshlight while singing Taylor Swift? Sure, whatever.

He's not even slightly close to my "type" and I still want him delivered with a bottle of champagne and rose petals to my bed.

Plus his huge penis.

this man is 100%. one-fucking -hundred. personality, voice, looks, and there ain't no hiding his package with a widdle model hand.

UGH, DO I EVER!!

First season. Here you go:

I do. He's a Cards fan (like me) & a former teacher. I'd serve up him, Ryan Gosling & Blair Underwood (sheer perfection) waaay before thinking of this moron 5 creep. And how about Javier Bardem? Isn't the gorgeous Denzel the only non-white to nab the "title"? Something is WRONG, if that's the case...

The real sexiest man alive.

Eek! Last gif! JON HAMM'S JOHN HAM IS THE SECOND-GREATEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE. (The first-greatest is, of course, Hamm & Bublé.)

I want.....

Agreed. I need a nap.