I am so happy to see that the Michael Shannon obsession is A Thing here… I have been crazy drooling over him for months and tried explaining it to my friends, but NO ONE GETS IT.

They do if you want them to. Especially when you give them cool sleeve thingies.

T. Swift's background pose here reminded me of this:

I actually thing "you're doing a mistake right now" is going to become my catch phrase.

"You're doing a mistake right now."

I have to do my obligatory Lee Pace freakout.

And you get to drink it through a STRAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's so good at DRAMATICALLY BLINKING.

YUM! 20 shots of body temperature Jager! Let's get this party started bitches.

It's like Guy Fieri overdosed on Donkey Sauce in Flavortown and this is what ended up in the toilet bowl.

Ian McKellen was kinda Cumberbatchin' back then.

Wrong, Sweet Dee gags better:

What a Pinhead.

"uncharted territory for men to conquer"

I am soft. I am gentle. I am woman, now with 40% more lanolin for EXTRA softness!

AMAZING USE OF LEE PACE GIF.

Oh God, long-lost brothers reunited!

going out tonight and unsure of how to dress.. wait, I've got it ..LIKE A FLESH BUFFET!

Texas?

I thought they seceded.

God knows they won't stop talking about it . . . .