Here, let me get that for you.

Wait, what?

Her hair is gorgeous!

I get it and can see that happening. It's just still so far out of my personal scope that I just can't help being like "WTF!", which isn't helpful or compassionate or anything really.

I lost it at the tiny, flaming boat and the pan flute musical accompaniment.

SAME THOUGHT LIKE MINDS IN THE GUTTER.

Belle's bedroom cape? winkwinkwinkwink

Fuck yeah these sleeve thingies. I'd be like a phoenix!! CAH CAWW!

I did this last night when I found my lost set of Pushing Daisies DVDs.

Tuh. I've already (for serious) got my wino accessory for the year and it's the tits.

Seems about right.

I'll pick up what you're throwing down here...

Nothing makes me happier than this friendship. NOTHING.

Your Michael Shannon name-dropping in this was commendable and I like you.

My new match.com headline: I am soft, I am gentle, I am woman.

Oh, god. At first I read this like 'huuuuuuwhat?' and then my brain kicked in and I giggle snorted. Well played.

Didn't he used to date Avril?

This guy is such easy pickings between the hair/face/personality/POOKA FUCKING SHELL NECKLACE, that I just am tired thinking about all the possibilities.