Real question here (no snark whatsoever): If you were dating a dude, it was serious enough that you would consider marrying him, and you then found out about a past like this guy's, what would you do? Dump him, right?

Is that header from his website? Because I can Photoshop if you can hack.

Hahaha remember when he violated all of those women's rights by forcefully jamming his penis into them without consent hahahahaa.

I mean, how can you not fuck the shit out of Jamie Lannister? No matter the circumstance or relation? Impossible, I say.

Holy shit, I just snorted when I read turgid.

AHAHAHAA "AHHH REAL COFFEE!" AHAHAHAAAA

But...but...pseudoscience reasons!

I fucking hate pumpkin. Everything. Every year, upon the turning of the leaves and the crisping of the air, I immediately turn into Scrooge McDuck because all I hear everywhere is OMG PUMPKIN PUMPKIN PUMPKIN GIMME DAT PUMPKIN WHAT HOW DO YOU NOT LIKE PUMPKIN IT'S EVERYTHING HOLD ON IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT I'VE GOTTA…

I dunno, dood, I think H&E and pretty smokin' together. That kiss was years and away the hottest one on the show to date, IMO. No chaste Charmings kiss to here, folks.

Jessica Williams and I could be best friends right meow. I am sure of it.

Sheriff Skinny Jeans was the end all be all. So hot, so emotional.

Dakota would have nailed the accent.

ETA: Here's the official synopsis:

Do they actually call her a witch?

It is up there with Drew Barrymore in Ever After.

She is gorgeous and just so great as Regina. I think I have an unhealthy obsession with the perfection of her makeup.

Don't see the bad joke, this would be amazing. Make it so, Universe!

Their adaption of the Evil Queen on Once Upon a Time is also super badass. She has the best wardrobe by far and crushes hearts in her hand. Literally. Love. Her.