You know that Lindsay Lohan is doing OK because she returned to having red hair. It’s the barometer of ginger well being.

Jeffrey’s gonna love it!

The only reality TV show set in the Hamptons I want to see is Ina Garten's friends secretly talking shit about her in between luxurious yet simple meals prepared by Garten's underlings.

Hey there! Check out the Center for Motivation and Change. Cheesy name, but treatment that is evidence based and not centered around 12 steps, more on behavior modification and close analysis of mood, motivation and all of the underlying emotional issues that inspire substance use (and abuse). They also help you get…

I’m just so fuckin’ glad this column began when it did. I quit drinking 3 weeks ago. It’s really hard and it sucks and I feel pretty much exactly all the ways you’ve described. So, thank you.

Honestly, I think this is a function of age, maybe? I’m not sure how old you are, but I’m sure it’s much more common in your 20s. I am in my 40s, and my partner does not drink (he’s 45). At this point in our lives, no one thinks twice about it. Perhaps it’s because almost everyone knows someone who doesn’t drink for…

This is a great opportunity to learn about being a good friend and family to someone working on sobriety. Don’t be a dick and tempt them with bars, getting drunk, and then fault them for drinking. I see this too often with my own family, “If s/he really wants to be sober, s/he won’t drink.” You literally just ordered…

i feel like this applies

Seriously! Hands off Céline. Hell, here in Quebec she’s practically a religion. “The Church of Our Lady of the Chest Thump” or something like that.

This is so unfair! On our cool blog we make sure everyone knows how safe gun owners are and how they save people’s lives all day long. Like kids, and family members, and friends, and co-workers, and customers, and girlfriends and husbands, and people taking gun safety classes, and concealed carry people, and complete…

“...but after it was discovered that the foreman at the first trial was a survivor of statutory rape, the both cases was overturned, resulting in a retrial.”

What the everloving fuck is wrong with people?

Wow at that dude. Just wow.

No words have ever been more real than when you typed “Jayden’s Mom”. *Fistbump to you from my former home on the Indiana side of the state line, where dreams go to die*

“It Was Never Not the 90's. (subtitle) A Tale of Ohio”

On the upside when one of those bitches tried to physically pull me out of a (Mcdonalds!) drive through window my small stature and the relative height of the window meant she couldn’t tip me over enough to get me out the window. It did not help her that I was…

I grew up 20 min away from Bellevue, graduating in 93. The Firelands are rural. Not exactly booming with culture, wealth, or things to do. Per capita income is around 23,000. The job market sucks, the positions suck. People grab what little power they may have and wield it like a sledgehammer over everyone they can.…

We can’t all be serial killers. These are busy moms.

I love brainstorming sessions.

Of all the things to be gleeful about, assaulting a minimum wage worker (I presume) has got to be the dumbest shit I’ve seen all week.

It really sounds like the parents are upset that Sara’s got a pretty strong backbone despite the fact that they’ve been trying to break her will. The girl came out in Texas, against her ultra conservative parents will. The parents are too ignorant and stubborn to realize how great of a kid they’ve got despite the way…