“A former senior vice president, Lisa Bridges, sued the company and the head of goddamn human resources in June, alleging equal pay violations, retaliation, sexual harassment, and gender discrimination.”

Gentle reminder that Human Resources is not your friend. They exist to protect the company. I’m not saying people…

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

What do you think he is, one of those ivory tower liberals?

There were 10 whole words in that tweet! You could hardly expect him to read ALL of them.

I eagerly await the next volume, Cooking Against Jeffrey, followed by the conclusion of the trilogy, Cooking Jeffrey.

Not a fan of cooking shows per se, but she’s irresistible. And funny. And kind. And warm. And... listening to her makes me happy. Yes, we all need an emotional pick-me-up now and then, and she does it very well.

The good news for childless women: people mostly lay off when you hit 40 (if you’re single, at least). I think they’re afraid I’ll blow my brains out if reminded I’m a childless spinster. So I feel no pressure AND I (mostly) get to do whatever the fuck I want, whenever I want. (I still have to go to work and shit.)

The people planning to vote for him(?)

Look, I have bipolar disorder with major depression. It’s about communication. If you break plans because you can’t get out of bed, for example, have the decency to communicate that you have to break your plans. No ghosting. There’s a difference between being mentally ill and being a jerk. You can’t blame being a…

Not at all. But in that case, you should have clear boundaries and expectations so you don’t get hurt by their illness.

When I was in college, one of the special interest houses (devoted to art and diversity) lost their right to have a campus house because someone found a single joint during an inspection of the property.

(ok, not kindergarten. preschool. PRESCHOOL.)

Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.

I only know who he is from watching Joel McHale make fun of him.

Do you still consider them human?

That well known human Marijuana...

Now if G had told Ashly she’d “cunt punt” her if she came at her and Winnie like that again, then maybe they’d be on par.

I do! And it worked!