The thing is, they didn’t even HAVE to listen to women. There were two men that saved her, chased him off, and acted as eyewitnesses to his crime, but his welfare is still prioritized before hers. And arguably, before the welfare of his next potential victim.

Ellie is this your gentle way of telling me to stop sitting at my desk in the nude with a beach towel padding my chair or what

That story is sad and I can’t help but wonder if there’s something wrong there. I’m no expert on eating disorders and I don’t know her life, but man.... if I were 75 and weighing my salads at Cannes, I’d hope someone would try to get me help.

Yeah. If it’s not taboo, that takes away half the intrigue. Plus, it seems like people are less likely to get dangerously wasted if they’re ordering drinks at bars (where there are bartenders who can stop serving people who are too drunk) instead of chugging vodka in dank basements.

Actually, I was underwhelmed. The offensive guy in the bar would say “Nips and Gooks.” He’s even a shitty racist.

Don’t forget:

I hear sandals might be a thing this summer. And bathing suits!

Other fashionable staples that are back:

She is too rich and young to have the same hair since 2006.

“I want Taco Bell,” Jake said.

The first clue, to anyone with half a brain, would have been the school saying “NO” to the dumb ass t-shirt.

Agreed! Hopefully the staff at Pornhub will do the same for me if I have a stroke from too much you-know-what and go silent.

I so identified with that, except as a mom raising boys.

I’m not trying to co-opt the moment, but her online work and advocacy to find the killers of young women of color and poor women re: Unsolved and “Cold” cases were almost second to none. The exhaustive work of her blog along with her ability to gently but firmly take police and investigative agencies to task for their…

These anti-Semitic conspiracy theorists fail to explain why the CNN/Time Warner Zionist media empire gives their buddy Donald Trump 20 hours of airtime a day.

Anna. It’s okay. Next time I go to the monthly meeting of the Elders, I’ll be sure to ask for some of our brethren and sistren in the banking sector to give you some of our secret money that we steal every month from the Christians in America. That should help.

Even if you can’t tell him what he’s doing wrong, that doesn’t mean you can’t gaslight him and slowly ruin his life.

Donald Trump/Ann Coulter: the Fourth Horse of the Apocalypse.

Meh. Colloquially and commonly vagina gets a lot more usage, a slight misnomer is better than a bad nickname...?

My kid: “Mommy! My testicles slapped my leg, I don’t like that!”
“This underwear hurts my penis!”

Me: “I’m sorry baby, but that’s how your body works/let’s get you new underwear/etc”