Sounds like she’s well-trained in validating the reality of the narcissistic gasbags surrounding her throughout life. It's probably a survival instinct at this point.

Maybe he’s 29 in American years, which, with the current exchange rate, works out to 17 in Canadian years.

Naturopaths can do good but in conjunction with actual doctors. It’s called complimentary medicine for a reason and idiots like these give those of us, who believe naturopaths have a role to play alongside medical doctors, a bad name.

There is a lot to unpack here.

I can’t believe no one this far has mentioned the fact that all the criticism has been directed at Chrissy, as though fathers are somehow automatically off the hook?

She was for subway tokens before she was against them.

“What happened to tea parties?”

This is incredible!! Fuck yes, little girl, scoop all those professional reporters. Collect your Pulitzer in 10 years and laugh in their faces.

Sometimes only a few minutes after it was on the way in.

So this is what the Deadspin staff talk about all day...

ALSO:

COUNTERPOINT:

The effects of golf courses on income equity are staggering.

I had no idea that dry golf courses were things that existed, and now the sport’s death must be even further accelerated

This is what happens when the rest of Washington is on Easter Recess and your interns would rather be getting drunk and laid in Ibiza.

That’s my concern. “Goddamn it, Ugly Janet got her kidney cut out in Chechnya. Again. We really need to warn people about this.”

well obviously we’re not allowed too.

...accused Johnson of “moral unfitness to practice,” which she didn’t contest.

My wife and i have joked about a list, but like you say, it’s all about the fact that the list is full of unattainables. Even if we could meet them, i don’t think that either Jessica Biel or Scarlett Johannson is looking for the brand of hobbit hotness that i bring to the table, and my wife is confident that Johnny…

I’m sure some couples actually have this. I want to know who has the saddest one. I’m sure one couple’s list is comprised of Joey Fatone and one of the less famous members of Wilson Philips.