Jesus Christ, are you trying to give Mustangs easier targets?!

Make my Meteor a Rideau 500.

That SUV has now seen more crawling than the average Wrangler. *zips up flame suit*

Definitely put him between a rock and a hard place.

The cost of failure was very steep.

Boy that big steel bumper did a nice job at doing nothing except folding up like origami.

He was really on a roll there for a second

For about $120 you can by an OBD2 extension cable and tracking dongle with 5 years of tracking included. The cable is so the original port looks and functions like a standard port while allowing you to hide the dongle in the dash so a thief doesn’t pull it.

Honestly, I have, too.

I say this with all due respect (and I find you amazing David), but you never include “current owner” when listing what’s wrong with your newest Jeep Heap.

For sure.

I appreciate you replying to criticism with thoughtful posts. I hope you can find some tires that will keep you & everyone else on the road safe, that’s all that matters in the end. 

until the colonel removes the cheeto chicken sandwich, a restaurant will be destroyed every night. this i swear to you

Yeah...I found this 10,000 on the side of the road. Good thing I picked up that 9,000 dollars. Who knows what you would do if $8,000 went missing. Damn shame about that $7,000.

Hey David, now is your time to buy a 2019 or 2020 for $500!

David’s more rust than man at this point. Frankly, the car probably needs a David Tracy vaccine.

“Maybe Air Canada can look into compensating for some therapy.”

David Tracy has already been arrusted for his crimes.

I didn’t realize his feet could peddle (hey, it’s a jeep) that fast.

Omg the video is well worth the watch. The puns, the lady filming, the police fist bump, the laundry list of drugs the dude was on. I don’t think I’ve ever watched a more entertaining police chase. Mwah, thank you, Florida!

Of course most Jalops when hearing about a mail truck police chase were checking the date on their ‘when will David Tracy finally lose it’ pool tickets