California will keep doing our own climate stuff, federal issues be damned, and we’re like an eighth of the population of the US. So that’s certainly something. Fly that Bear Flag!

Well, on a positive note, us tree hugger in California managed to get single use plastic bags banned. And a central CA county banned franking. There are still a lot of us who haven’t, and won’t, give up.

But you guys, it snowed last winter a few times so you know global warming is a myth <— literally every trumpster fire contributer

This is very timely.

Throughout the campaign, Trump flew back to NYC nearly every single night because he can’t stand sleeping away from Trump Tower. Now he’s got to spend four years in Washington. He hates this.

People think the worst things about the Trump presidency is that Donald Trump is a hate-spewing, divisive narcissist with no experience or plan.

But the worst thing for me is that Mitch McConnell is happy.

“So you have no plans for the job and no desire to do it, eh? Fuck yeah you’re hired.”

You know Mike Pence is doing the Mr. Burns pointy fingers thing right now.

I’ve got family who voted for Trump now reposting “politicians don’t fix things, artists and writers and hurk durk, etc. etc., love trumps hate” shit on Facebook and will someone please hold me because I am about to spit pure fire and just burn it all down.

We ARE better than this.

Jesus, this, next to terrorism, is my biggest fear in NYC. I always stand far back from the yellow line when the train is coming in and try to stand near a pillar (because I think that I could grab onto it. I probably couldn’t. But. You know).

Am I shitty person for wondering if the husband of the woman killed is having an affair with the woman who pushed her? Probably yeah, but that’s what popped into my head.

The more that leaks about the Pitt/Jolie split, the more confused I get.

I don’t think this is about that. You don’t get into screaming matches in front of the kids and end up shoving one, however accidental it may have been, because you’re smoking too much pot.

From what I remember, her mom has blocked her from a lot of her dad’s money because she’s terrible at managing any kind of funds.

Are Tori Spelling’s money problems that she just doesn’t have as much money as Daddy did? Is there a gambling or drug problem? Does girlfriend still not know how to budget?

Brad Pitt was a stoner when she married him.

Yeah, let’s make fun of how this woman looks in the photo. Very classy.

FYI all these clowns harping on me about liking Domino’s are distracting me from finishing Shade Court so maybe just consider who the REAL enemy is here.

Also, why do these people, WHO DON’T KNOW ME, care so goddamn much about my occasional pizza selection. Let a bitch live, damn.