Literally anything but make love.

So you read XOVain, who has started a whole series about red lipsticks, huh?

So you read XOVain, who has started a whole series about red lipsticks, huh?

I’ll counter with Mac’s Russian Red

I’ll counter with Mac’s Russian Red

Nars Velvet Matte Lip Pencil in Cruella. Stays on forever and feels great.

Nars Velvet Matte Lip Pencil in Cruella. Stays on forever and feels great.

Disregard below. More information was provided and it no longer applies

“Each passing second illuminates a different cerebral region, an aural tour through the range of human emotions anchored by one lethargic beat.”

Full album dropped

For reals. I'm sad for Gawker.com especially because it was the way I got here. I hope nothing changes, there's something special here in the commenting community. And this week I finally got around to reading Lindy's book and it hit me how much Jez (and also Lindy's writing while she was here) have made me evolve.…

I thought about it and all I could think of is

This Twiddles bullshit is all to take the heat off Taylor’s boob job.

Some shit faced dick bag stole my chicken salad croissant today from the work refrigerator. I AM GOING TO FIND OUT WHO DIS IT AND BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN.

I love the IDEA of the zipper merge. I’ve rarely seen it successfully executed. Usually it involves a bunch of assholes (asshole A) using the closing lane to get to the front with another bunch of assholes (asshole B) blocking their position in line which causes the open lane to slow down significantly to where if you…

He is performing the Oral Sex.

It’s because you’re looking up definitions instead of reading the fucking situation in which a likely swarthy fellow wearing mostly white (possibly eggshell) who has been checking out your better half is asking to go somewhere and get nude.
Stop looking things up you prude nerd.

In the heterosexual couple example, my mind goes to swinging. In that example, I want clarification, and my response would probably be “yes fine sir, I do drugs.” If they respond with “yeah, but do you party?” - I know I’m in trouble.

Now Benefit is probably going to release a special edition My Brows Will Go On kit.

Agreed. I am a 14/16 and had to buy a 18 in target shorts this summer. It kills me to put them on.

Lawyer here, I am so confused. First, a Saturday deposition is exceedingly rare. Second, she’s lucky they didn’t call it a day after waiting an hour. I would have and then put it on the record that she’s a no-show, sought sanctions, etc. Third, as someone who has conducted hundreds and hundreds of depositions, unless…

Let’s break this down, shall we?

Not sure if this was part of the original script for Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.