Because the name “Satan” scares the hell (pun intended) out of literal-minded Christians. They can laugh off / ignore other minority religious or non-religious groups, but if you make them think the devil is coming for the children, they can be goaded into unconstitutional, reactionary statements and litigation. It…

I don’t want kids. I want a car that’s reliable and fun. Those exist, and they’re not Kia Spectras.

My favorite pattern is mccalls 6073. I’ve made it 3 times now. It is literally the only thing I’ve EVER SEWED that turned out how it was supposed to!

I’m still proud of my used Mazda 3

I’ll be 33 next month and I don’t even have a dishwasher or a balcony/patio so yeah I’m feeling great & no, I’m not crying. Who even wants a wants a range rover, they’re gross!

No, she was doing her job the way other critics do their job which is why they have special screenings for the press.

That is horrifying and I am glad it wasn’t worse! I am going on my first cruise in three weeks and am vaguely nervous about cruise ship disaster, but if 30 year old me is propositioned by a bartender the worst that will happen is I’ll tell him I’m married and then go tell my husband that the bartender wants in my…

You've obviously never been with someone when having a breakdown. I've seen that look on people and they didn't do anything but smoke pot and drink.

Yoko, between the ages of 14 and 17 I loved myself multiple times a day, every day and the world was still kinda shitty

It’s not that you couldn’t poop, you just consumed so little food there was nothing to convert to poop.

Here’s why the show got on my nerves: sliding barn doors. I swear in every damn episode, they put sliding barn doors somewhere.

typical ambush journalism by the vile lib media smdh

Quality control issues happen at all price points.

I didn’t know that we’re calling Puerto Ricans with visible African features “white” these days.

She’s just biding her time until Apple gives her a new Iphone 7 free weeks before the public gets them. Why buy phone insurance when you know the manufacturer will just give you something for free now that it’s out that your last free item was damaged.

The only time I haven’t supported Kanye was when he revealed himself as a Cosby apologist but other than that, I overlook the egomania. If it were a white musician with that bravado, most people wouldn’t bat an eye. And it’s not like Kanye doesn’t have the work to backup his claims of greatness, his music is…

I'm team Kanye for life.

I also want to say that I also wear a lot of these styles and I believe this entire post to be a violent subtweet

I imagine the first issue will have headlines like “Shiplap—the greatest? Or the best?” and “Look at this rusty shit I charged you $1,000 for” and “Barndoors—not just for barns anymore!”