My friend broke up with a girl because she said she “didn’t like sandwiches.” This rings very similar to that. You can’t hate an entire GENRE of food!

They ninja-edited the “wallet”... Ell oh ell!

Can we give Kourtney some kind of award for being to only one to hold onto what appears to be the face she was born with?

Heart of Darkness: needs more white ladies 2/10 would not read again

Sooooo, her bio says she’s currently 29, which makes her 12 years of age in 1999, the year she says she lived alone in “the jungle with big spiders and poor little children with AIDS and, and, and . . . insert cliche here.”

Netflix and chill as a phrase refers to when you invite someone to hook up under the pretense of Netflix watching. I mean you CAN do it solo

‘“It’s really hard to understand how this could happen, how somebody could do that to children,” local police lieutenant Dan McGrath told the press.’

Someone on Gawker once responded to my comment pointing out his misogyny by saying, “Says the fat woman who men ignore.”

I don’t know who this person is or the details of the rape accusations but as a PSA Note to all men: if you want people to think you’re NOT a mysoginistic asshole try not to use the word “bitch” when denying that you’re a rapist.

If the FDA would like to recommend a better way to eat my feelings I’d love to hear it.

hey FDA- FUCK YOU. i’ve eaten about 1,00,000 pounds of raw cookie dough and i’m still standing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sooo... You go through the effort to breastfeed, but can’t stay off the coke while you’re doing it? Sometimes breastfeeding *isn’t* the healthiest choice for your baby.

Hear me out on this; is this really worse than women that drink while breastfeeding? You drink, you wait, you pump and dump, you’re golden. She just misjudged her time frame in the extreme which is a shame. But if she’d done this with alcohol would it even be news? Also don’t fucking concern troll me, I’m not…

I know that with drinking “pump and dump” is a myth. You can’t just funnel the booze out. When it’s completely out of your system, it’s then safe to nurse.

Is that something we should worry about? I literally put EVERYTHING into my search history. Like “how long would it take for someone to die if you cut their hands and feet off” but like...I just started watching “slasher” and was CURIOUS-how much cocaine can you do and breastfeed seems like a totally normal thing to…

Seriously. If you haven’t learned to keep pumped reserves on hand before doing douchey drugs with the first kid, the second one is going to be completely fucked. Smarten up.

I luckily am kidless but I came home one day to find my Malm face down and the only thing to stop its fall was my bed and most of my stuff on the floor. I realized that in my race to work, I’d opened the top drawers and didn’t close them so the weight slowly made it lean forward!

None of the Ikea products I’ve purchased have come with the part that I need to attach it to the wall. They come with an anchor, but no drywall screws. And you need a power drill too. None of out furniture is anchored yet, but it will be as soon as our son is mobile.

I’m grown and have a career, but I still refuse to buy department store and salon brands of cosmetics, hair stuff, etc.

As such, I am a huge fan of Aussie’s Instant Freeze Hairspray:

I’m grown and have a career, but I still refuse to buy department store and salon brands of cosmetics, hair stuff,…

hyperbole? no. disinformation is gross.

hyperbole? no. disinformation is gross.