I, too, am getting really fucking tired of being told how to feel about it from every goddamn angle of life. It’s like-guess what? I’m sad the gorilla died, I feel for the mother who was probably scared beyond belief and ALSO, I think she maybe screwed up some, plus I am able to see the rationale behind shooting the…

Duh, the real criminals here are the parents who dared to look away for a second. I’ve also been told by about a MILLION people on another thread that helicopter parents, not guns, are to blame for the UCLA student who killed their professor, then themselves. Don’t watch your kids close enough? Burn the witch! Watch…

While tragic, the loss of this gorilla, we also slaughter one million chickens per day, so we can shove cheap meat into our fat faces.

I’m so tired of this story in every single way.

The color of uncooked wurst is the worst. Bratwurst Grey, get on it, Pantone.

Carol Channing, at 95, is rocking her look. The lipstick, the sunglasses and that belt...

Cardi B.

So, she totally rebuffed his flirting and he’s taking his hurt fee-fees to the media, right?

Actually, a lot of bus drivers from my day (I’m 36) seemed like they liked their job because 1) it paid decently; 2) short, flexible schedule; 3) summers off or you had the option to work them if you wanted to do summer school in a district that bused during the summer.

Sexism.

There is no way that Apocalypse can be the worst X-Men movie as long as The Wolverine exists. Or The Last Stand. I’n not sure which one sucks more. Days of Future Past made me a very happy camper when they retconned TLS out of continuity.

It’s plausible, but yeah there is going to some antipathy towards a 27 year old actress who married a megastar and started dating him suspiciously near to the break up of his long term relationship with the mother of his children. Especially as the film they met on was filmed 3 years before said separation.

THE SACRIFICING BEGINS

I’m sorry his mom died, but wtf was he thinking not to sign a prenup? Dude you were having a mid life/pirate crisis marriage to a pretty young thing, and you didn’t think for just a second that a prenup might me a good call? Bad call, captain jack.

Vanessa Paradis is cackling most delightedly in her French mansion with a glass of the good stuff and the pool boy.

The first 6 psychics told her she’d be washed up and fat by age 32, so she had to see the 7th that assured her she’d still be relevant in 10 years.

nope. i feel fine. i have mirena and i got it last august. immediately my period was lighter. my last period was november. yesterday i had the tiniest bit of spotting, but wiping after peeing took care of it. i feel fantastic and i don’t have a period! no more cramps, no more period shits, no more tampons and pads and…

I feel you, Jenny Slate. When I had a bad spate of migraines a few months ago, I barfed a lot at work and the office busy-body told everyone I was pregnant, then when I stopped barfing and was sad for a week because it was Mother’s Day and I missed my mom, the office busy-body told everyone that I miscarried.

I mean its LA, so yeah, they probably do care and I’m sure the tabloids are licking their chops at the thought of paying off some low level tech for details. You’re right about beyonce being a diva, though.

What about the brave heroes that stopped to kick the rocks and gravel out of the road the camaro threw there. They’re doing gods work and saving the public from rock chips and cracked windshields. They’re the real stars of this video.