I love a good pre-planned boguus Snapchat story. Unless LAX sells pregnancy tests at the Hudson News?

That’s what I didn’t get because I assumed the point of vasectomies was that men no longer produce sperm. I went to law school, not medical school, so my medical knowledge is limited.

Martha was on Julia’s show. She made a ridiculously gorgeous and impossible to recreate wedding cake. Julia’s smirk was everything.

Yeah, 26 is about when things changed for me to where I couldn’t just not eat as much to lose a few pounds after a few days. I’m 30 now and if I drink sodas everyday or eat crap then it shows pretty fast but takes a loooooooong time of trying to eat right to fit my old pants. My brother is 32 and is still rail thin…

You should be ashamed. I’m a feminist and I put in the work. I do a full ten hours in my day job, then I work the third shift down at the Misandry Foundry.

OMG right?! Especially because my mother has always been able to eat whatever she wanted and I grew up seeing her TRYING TO GAIN WEIGHT. My dad isn’t a big person either. So I thought I was like that too...and slowly started gaining weight through the years and now I’m legitimately fat and can’t seem to grasp the…

Ohhhhh myyy GAHHH Demi sHUt UP. I call myself a feminist and the only “work” I put in is commenting on kinja 6 hours a day (I manage to engineer/eat lunch for the other 2).

Oh goody, now I can watch people water their green lawns that they planted IN THE GODDAMN DESERT. THE MOJAVE DESERT. GREEN LAWNS. THAT IS A PROBLEM.

question for people more experienced with pregnancy than I: can you even detect a pregnancy at 4 weeks? doesn’t this mean her period is, like, 4 days late? I might be with her crazy mom on this one.

And it will be very...

Please tell me James are Michael Fassbender are getting together.

Kylie Jenner kicked Tyga to the curb because, according to a source, “he was lying repeatedly to her face, and she just couldn’t take it anymore.”

Yeah but I’m keeping mine so it’s ok jezzies

“My parents let me have the garage.” -Solange, giving the exact response I was anticipating.

I believe she is saying that she likes Lemonade so much that now post-Destiny’s Beyonce is her fave.

For me personally, I remember watching these shows when I was living in the hood. The way they lived seemed so out of reach, so over the top... and now it’s not. I’m thankful for that. Rags to riches isn’t just for rap stars, people.

OF COURSE the million mile Toyota Tundra is beige.

I am very happy for Jean Ralphios sister even if she is THE WORSSSSSST.

Jenny Slate dating Chris Evans makes me so happy for both of them. Like, get it girl.

I don’t even watch the show but I love this feature.