And this is Texas. Surely, you can get gather a pick-up full of good old boys with rifles to have a hunt.

As someone who may, right at this second have lyme disease (thanks hoarde of deer ticks that fed on my flesh, I ONLY WANTED TO SEE THE NATURE RESERVE);

That just sounds like a lot of dirt in a lot of places I don’t want it.

I always knew god hated socialists.

This election has brought out the weirdest, creepiest, most boorish parts of the American psyche out of the dank cellars in which they were hiding.

Yep. Portland is at the confluence of a bunch of factors that make it ready to experience a horrendous housing crisis in a few years that’s on par with San Francisco’s current one.

Lil’ B got taken in by Portland. It happens to a lot of people. But this city is actually a zoning shitshow. A few powerful people are making a ton of money off of some corrupt legal dealings, and it’s making the city become unlivable. Neighborhoods are rapidly becoming too expensive for their longtime residents, who…

Hugh Laurie is...not young!

There’s a rumour that her secret daughter is pregnant so Janet is going to raise her grandchild as her own.

i kind of get it. my mother is bipolar, but she’s ok as long as she takes her meds. some days, she thinks she’s just fine and doesn’t need her meds. my dad will come in and remind her that she is ok because she’s taking her meds right and then he’ll watch her take them. he also makes sure she doesn’t miss any of her…

I will only listen if the track list is something like this:

I sort of just assumed that she was contractually obligated to tag Jeremy Scott and Moschino, but had no such relationship with Lovato. Maybe I’m just being simple.

I have the same reaction to pregnant women being described as “popping” or “ready to pop” as many people do to the words “panties” and “moist.”

demi needs to call her sponsor and dive back into the 12 steps because she seems pretty miserable

I was a Bernie supporter for most of the primary but now that shit is getting real I’m in full Hillary mode. She’s going to pummel Trump into the ground and I’m really excited to see her kick some ass now.

It almost feels like we’re headed for the bad future that your eyepatch-wearing future self would come back to warn you about.

Now, I'm freaking out how close Trump is to the presidency. This whole Republican nomination process has been an unmitigated nightmare of epic proportions. Everyone was horrible in their own ways.

I bought a Refresher last week and asked for half ice and they said they weren’t allowed. They said that they could give less ice but they couldn’t fill my cup up with any more of the beverage. LOL.

honestly i am team daenerys is the worst

I thought Dubya was the worst president of my lifetime, and right now, staring down the barrel of President Trump or President Cruz, I'm actually starting to miss him a little....